Who sits atop the

Fisher on Christmas eve?

The janitor, eating a turkey sandwich.

First Monday of the

new year-last year's calendar

in the rubbish bin.

Haiku Screw: The Best Thing Since The Model T

Straight out of the heart of Detroit comes the most titanically twisted rendition of the english language in front of a bit beat. When DJ Matt Albert And The Slow Down Gang team up with the city's foremost Haiku poet you only get one thing: Chop Chop Haiku Screw.

DJ Matt Albert And The Slow Down Gang gon' chop and screw and song while the author of Detroit's finest three lined Ditties breaks down the lyrics into their purest form. 

Let the insanity commence.